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NotesCan we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it’s getting spooky
he was sooooo pissed this dipshit was getting those blocks stuck in the pipe
We are assisting to Bird stone age and i want everyone to know how privileged we are to see ir.
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a sequence of Events. not crosby. not mcdavid. just one nhl player with no “reputation” and everything to lose.
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Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?
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“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”
Shout out to Harry Hill
I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now
if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead
The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”
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Notesbnq:
unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed
(Source: twitter.com, via atrulygoodheart)
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Notesgod i wish i wouldn’t have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you’ve been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.
well.
today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year’s trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)
jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven’t even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.
and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they’re part of the lowly proletariat.
this is a children’s game for children btw.
none of the money is real.
i’m having such a good time.
oh fuck yeah this is the coolest
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NotesAlso, did you know off the top of your head or did you have to scroll back a ton on your calendar?
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NotesI hope he sues for libel.
“No adult should be telling children that they’re safe, it is creepy as hell.”
Transphobes act like they’re “protecting kids” and then say shit like this completely unprompted and unironically.
Tennant?
TENNANT?
She’s coming for David Tennant??
OK BUT REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THIS:
The pin reads “You are safe with me.”
So if anyone out there STILL wants to hang on to that H@rry-P*tter-adjacent username
GO FUCK YOURSELF
Why did she change her name from Kellie-Jay Keen to Posie Parker? Is she trying to confuse people into thinking she’s actress Parker Posey?
Anyone who supports ether kellie-jay keen otherwise know as poise Parker and JK Rowling needs to get off my dash and stop fallowing me.
It doesn’t even refer to children in any way! It’s from the Gayprideshop.co.uk and it looks like this.
What a stupid fucking maneuver. Graham Lineham lost his agent, his marriage, and his career after making the same accusations against Tennant for wearing a “Leave Trans Kids Alone” t-shirt and this random transphobe thinks she can make a swing based on literally nothing at all? Good fucking luck.
Adding to this post cause I really want to stress how much Kellie-Jay Keen/Posie Parker is NOT ‘just some random transphobe’.
She has extreme power and influence in transphobic circles (both of the TERF and general right wing variety) and is on a whole other level to JKR when it comes to the stuff she says/supports (at least based on my knowledge at the time of writing).
For example, she does not believe that it is possible for a person to be trans, she wants men to go in to women’s bathrooms for the sole purpose of shooting anyone who seems trans/gnc, she believes that women’s (and especially girl’s) access to abortion should be greatly limited, she’s the origin of the phrase 'woman = adult human female’, she holds no claim to the word feminist and actively identifies as a transphobe, she often let’s far-right/nazi groups attend and 'protect’ her events, etc.
(Shaun has a good video about her called Kellie-Jay & the Neo-Nazis, but be warned she gets significantly worse than the stuff I’ve mentioned here)
Some of y'all really think that JKR is the final boss of transphobia and I’m here to tell you that she absolutely is not. Honestly I don’t even think that KJK is the final boss. The goal of the trans rights movement should always be actually improving the lives of trans people, some of that work is reducing the impact of transphobic influencers, but the majority of that work is in improving access to transition, reducing the numbers of trans hate crimes, supporting anti-discrimination laws/cases, etc.
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Notesokay so that’s at least one person who would have no problem if they got sent back to medieval times, the guild hall absolutely going off to this mashup
Husband: That tune is really familiar.
Me: It’s the Pirates of the Caribbean theme.
Him: Ah.
Me: Mashed with Carol of the Bells. On a harp.
Him: *stares*
Me: Everything is on the internet somewhere.
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