the windscryer's archive

v8roadworrier:

jld-az:

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

charlon-lumi:

natalieironside:

charlon-lumi:

natalieironside:

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

Tell them to come back with a warrant

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

This is the Way

#everyday i remember i can write whateveer i want#and then get too embarrassed to do it😕#one day.. 

need a permission slip? have a permission slip

(via snoozingcat)

catmask:

cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in

(via jabberwockypie)

craftbadger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

(via jabberwockypie)

radiofreederry:

True crime podcast but you realize as you’re listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo

(via snoozingcat)

reddancer1:

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

homunculus-argument:

While there’s no wrong way to name a cat, and Cat Name Themes are fun, it’s also so funny when someone’s cats’ names have no consistent theme and are all over the place. Like

“Here are my five cats: Artemis, Beenie, HP Officejet 78 Printer, H.P. Lovecraft, and Cunt.”

(via jabberwockypie)

bellemyers:

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

(via ace-sailor-uranus)

Anonymous asked: You’re a random nobody

itchycoil:

Me to a newborn baby

derinthescarletpescatarian:

kragehund-again:

biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

Every time I see this post I fly into an incandescent rage because it’s VERY ALMOST TRUE and it FUCKING SHOULDN’T BE and I HATE the way op explains it

(via jabberwockypie)

beemovieerotica:

sexhaver:

(via bardingbeedle)